Breaking Dawn

The following book i will be conversing i have not read and its not because i don't have the book it is because i refuse to. i have heard SO much about it. I guess I'm just not into those books. It just seems kinda cheesy like when the girl is pregnant and the vampires start scratching her belly im just like whats up with that its just weird.

I dont know maybe its just me but hopefully theirs other people out their that think its dumb. Or im just crazy. NOT! And all the girls are all crazy about edward ugh hes like so weird but i dont know.

What I expect when I read a scary story is to have me atleast be intereasted in it because I usualy never get interested wene I read books. Anouther thing i would expect would be wene it gets to a scary part it needs to be so scary it makes me not want to read but i still do because its interesting. I usualy never get realy intereasted in books but some times I do and it is realy exiting! I like them to be like im watching a movie because then i get realy interested in it well thats the end......

Helo im a cat and i can not figure out how 'the humans' make the water come from the sink! isnt that just CRAZY? all they do is just is just touch it and water just starts shooting out its insain! and ive tried doing it and it just doesnt work. Well im Mr. Foo Foo and thanks for listoning 

The thing that I think has beauty that others dont is wene you microwave string cheese ahhhhh its like heaven but you got to keep it in the packege wene you microwave it and you microwave it untill it looks like its going to explode then you take it out and take a bite of heaven!

Well one of the secrets I knew that I knew i should tell was the time wene I exploded some illeagle fire works when my parents went home. and then we they came they were like were are the fire works and i was lik uhhhhhh i did so then i got in truble  hahaha the end.

The trip I'm gona talk about was the one i just barely got home from. Well first we started driving to California and it wasnt even that long because we have been to SOOO MUCH longer trips that it made that one seem relly short. When we first got their we first played a show at this club and it was prety fun. And the next day we played a show at this prety rockin car show and we had a way big crowd. then their was a murder at the car show so we left. Then we recorded some songs at a recording studio. Then we left to Arizona and we played some way fun shows but our premoter decided to not pay eney of the bands and he ran off some were and every one is WAY mad and wants to beat him up. Then me and my freind got in big truble with the cops haha the end. 

my family stories

One of my family stories was that there was this president that thought that he could put a man on the moon and it got every one way exited! so he did put the man on the moon. HAHAHAHA thats one of the stories thats not true though haha.
Well anouther one of my stories is once apon a time their was this stupid guy named George Bush and he would always try to trick kids into coming into his ginger bread house and eat them and start wars with other countries!

 My favorite storie was this Goose Bumps book Phantom of the Opera because it was the first book i have ever been interested in. it was kind of dumb but i realy liked it wene i was i little kid.

If I could have any super power it would be the power to change into any animal I want because then I could do some thing evill and they would be like 'who beat up Josh? and he'd be like the cat did it! and they'd be like sheeeer.... And I could do any thing I want and no one would know mwahahaha! ya so it would pretty much be just plain legit!

Ya and also another super power I would want to have is to be able to blow stuff up with my thoughts. I would LOVE that! Like if some one was like being anoying I'd just blow him up and they would be all scared of me and I'd be like 'I told ya hahaha' and then later on in the future  they would all try to kill me and then I would just turn into a mongoos and they would be like 'waaaa?' and then I would be like 'hahaha suckers' and then I'd blow them all up. And they would  be like 'daaang' and I'd would be like 'HAHAHA I'd bet you didnt suspect the mongoose! o snap! 

Our family has many traditions but one of my favorite tradition is every time we pass the Indian reservation by Las Vegas we buy a whol'otta fire works! And we blow it all up as soon as we can. And it is the most breath taking explosion EVER when you form all the fire works together making one GIWUBUS outburst of fire, shrapnall, and fun!!! 

hoooowwwdy!

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